8 Hilarious Moments In Truly Disturbing Video Games

5. Messing With The Pizza Guy - Blair Witch

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Now as someone who has worked in both the fast-food sector and in jobs that required a lot of cold calling people, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that a combination of the two sounds like my idea of hell itself, so before we carry on big love to you ethereal pizza delivery person in the sky who takes my drunken order at three in the morning without judgment, you're the true hero.

And yeah I did mean to order seven dips, I have such a dry mouth.

Anyway, the point of this tangent is, don't mess with those who make your food, especially those not getting a decent per hour payment. However, this is clearly not something that protagonist Ellis was taught because, with the player's help, of course, he can end up prank calling a pizza delivery worker so much that it causes the poor lad to have something of a breakdown.

After repeated calls to the worker at Donny's Pizza, the frustrated worker will become so irate that he will threaten to come to wherever you are and shove a pizza right up your ass! While it might be a humorous rant, it's very likely that this pissed-off pizza person will most likely be having the last laugh, as those monsters in the forest? Well, they're far less keen on your bants.

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