8 Ridiculous Video Game Unlockables That Made You Say WHAT?!

Ok so let's be blunt here. There's a reason that Xenophage: Alien Bloodsport isn't held aloft in the gaming pantheon of fighting titles, and that's because this DOS title moves about as quickly as erosion, is as stiff as porno acting, and feels about as deep as a puddle of piss.

Incidentally, it's about as fun to play with as well.

However! before you write this title off as just another wastrel wandering the gaming wasteland, there is one sole redeeming feature hidden within this title, and that's the fact that you can unlock and play as, Barney The Dinosaur.

To be clear, it's very much a knock-off fairground toy version of the beloved children's TV character, but with that colouring, that goofy smile and of course that ridiculous heart attack he shoots out, who else could it be?

Making matters even more insane is the fact that, as a combatant he's ridiculously good, being able to spam ranged attacks with devastating effect, quite possibly defeating his foes with the power of love itself.

Well, love and a few solid slaps to the chop.