8 Video Game Trailers That GO HARD

4. I Am Jesus Christ - Official Announcement Trailer

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I mean....where do you even begin with this game?

Well probably by expressing disbelief and confirmation of who you'll be playing as in this game by stating "Jesus Christ, mate".

You're literally playing as Jesus H. Christ. That is the premise. You're not some random facsimile or pretender to the throne you are legitimately the son of God going around healing the sick and providing for the needy and somehow, in spite of an industry that builds itself on improbable power fantasies, this is the most insane thing I've seen in years.

Oh and to add to all of this, the game looks utterly !*$%, like utter hot garbage what with it's PS2 cutscene graphics, and ludicrous "gameplay" that infers that Jesus is limited in his miracle-working as it's bad for his health, and the fact that the ending screen that's meant to read as "I am Jesus Christ" looks more like "T Am Jesus Christ" as our lordy lad T-poses up to meet his dad for a cuppa.

And let's face it, if you're showing a straight-up crucifixion scene as a selling point then your trailer is going hard.

I mean it's not a trailer that's going well, but it is definitely going HARD.

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