Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled: Ranking Every Character From Worst To Best

23. Zem

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Zem just skids in ahead of Zam, and now we're getting into the characters that you might actually encounter when you're out and about racing online. There still aren't all that many Zems, but if you play for a little while you'll encounter a couple.

As a speed merchant, he's much more viable than Zam, and while (like Crunch) he's far behind the popular speedsters, there is a bit of an appeal there. Though he does have a lot of simple growls and grunts, he does at least get a bit of dialogue to work with.

One of the big problems is that he's not just linked to Zam, but to Real Velo too. All three of them together gets a bit much, given their designs all merge together. If the Spyro Grand Prix brings Gnasty Gnorc with it, things will only get worse...

Even his exotic skin of a punk rocker is a bit meh. Punk Coco or Pura would be amazing. But Zem already has a harder, edgier design, and while the punk rock makeover turns his tuft into a mohican and gives him an earring, it's much ado about nothing.

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