E3 2015: 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen

One thing that Sony does have going in its favour though is VR; reportedly having one of the best VR systems currently being previewed by a dumbstruck and starry-eyed audience. But there is a disturbing truth behind the futuristic technology. You’re already wearing one. Right now.

Sony’s press conference will serve to be your induction to the world that we all really live in. Halfway through, the fog will lift from our eyes and we will realise the world we thought was our own is in fact a construct created by our Sony overlords, delivered to us as Project Morpheus. The experiment is over now. Put on your shock collar and report to sector 7-P for immediate re-education. Then it’s back to the salt mines for you, prole.