E3 2015: 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen

There is a reason that The Last Guardian, Beyond Good & Evil 2 and Mirror’s Edge: Catalyst have all been strung out like a line of military washing. They are all being made into the same game. The game is being developed by Team Ico on the Frostbite Engine under the supervision of Michel Ancel.

The game will see lead character Jade free-running through a city controlled by an evil megacorporation, trying to save her beloved pet – some kind of griffony-dog thing – that she will have to pummel to death with a pair of slippers at the end of the game. It’s taking too long because they’re trying to squeeze as many nerd tears out of their audience as possible.