E3 2015: 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen

8. Sony’s Got Nothin’

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Sony come all the way to Los Angeles, spend millions of dollars in cash and hire sixty people to announce that they’ve completely run out of ideas. HD remakes are all they know now. They’ve got nothin’. They’re coming up dry and running on empty. Over the next twelve months you’ve got more chance of finding first party videogames on a Bosch refrigerator.

Sure there will be the Uncharted series and the Soul’s series in 1080p, but nothing new or original. Some new shows and music services, but nothing to do with games. Also, the conference will serve as a funeral for the Vita. And all the poor souls who sailed in her. 

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