We don't know if you can own a specific elephant in Far Cry 4 - probably not. That won't stop us from naming every one we see though. We've got to anthropomorphise them in some way, otherwise we'll just use them as weapons the whole time and be no better than Pagan Min's posse. How about we name him... Fat Daddy. Fat Daddy, being our dear elephant friend, will of course do whatever we say. There's probably no harm in using his face to bust an enemy outpost door off its hinges. Fat Daddy does have a very strong face and he seems to enjoy doing it. As long as he's having fun, we'll...
9. Throw A Man Off A Cliff With An Elephant's Trunk
Whoa there, Fat Daddy! What's that wrapped up in your nose? A man? You could toss him like an empty bottle, couldn't you? That doesn't mean you shou - oh, Fat Daddy. What have you done? Okay, yes, that was awesome, but that's well beside the point. You did it without us on your back! Shame on you. Get over here. If we get a chance to armour up our elephants, we'll plough through bases, methodically snatching mercenaries up one by one, tossing them every which way. The thing is, our virtual elephants can take a lot of gunfire, but we cannot. At some point we're going to have to...
8. Let Our Elephant Loose On The Place
Run, Fat Daddy! Be free! Crush and destroy while we hide and crossbow some grunts! You look like you're enjoying this a little too much. Maybe relax a little. Whoa, Daddy! Calm, Boy. Fine, have it your way. They grow up so fast. One minute, you've never seen an elephant before in your life. The next minute, you're naming one Fat Daddy and using his head as a battering ram and bad-guy slingshot. At some point, they've learned all they can from you and it's time to let them go. Of course, if you do that in the middle of a firefight that you started with Fat Daddy's face, letting him go is going to turn into a teensy bit of a massacre. Rest in pieces, guys in that jeep and everyone within trunk's reach.
Real Science Magazine called James' addiction to video games "sexually attractive." He also worked really hard and got really lucky in college and earned some awards for acting, improv and stand-up, but nobody cares about that out here in LA. So... He's starting over fresh, performing when He can. His profile picture features James as Serbian, vampire comic Dorde Mehailo with His anonymous Brother and Uncle at the Nerdmelt Showroom in West Hollywood. In James' spare time, he engages in acting, writing, athletics, hydration, hours of great pondering and generally wishing you'd like him.
