8. Swear, Scream and Shout At The Referee
As enjoyable as Fifa can be, its just as frustrating and it is important to release that frustration on the person who is solely responsible for everything wrong with your life. The referee. Caught offside? Blame the ref. Losing 2-0? Blame the ref. Make a ludicrous challenge in the box and concede a penalty? Blame the ref. Lose your job due to industry cut backs? ...Sure, why not. Its enjoyable, its freeing and can have hilarious consequences...Unless you have a kinect. Dont do that.
What happens if you dont do this: If youve ever seen or heard the story of We Need To Talk About Kevin; that kid didnt abuse the referee.