GTA: 10 Ridiculous Things EVERYONE Does

3. Punch A Civilian Square In The Face For No Reason

GTA 5
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Another case of alpha male syndrome. We're walking down the street, minding our own business when we are accosted by a stranger.

Accosted may be a little strong, more inconvenienced.

Either way, we resolve the situation by assaulting the poor, innocent bystander. Often times, when we're bored, there need be no provocation. "Did you just bump into me mate?" We'll say as we strut from victim to victim. Asserting our dominance and protecting our territory, like the poo flinging primates we truly are.

By far the worst case here, is when you pick on the defenseless, the classic playground bully. That business man in the suit is fair game, and so is the woman with a coffee minding her own beeswax. It is 2020 after all, equality and all that.

Finally, if you tell me that you have never beat up an old granny in GTA, I'll call you a liar.

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