GTA Definitive Edition: 10 Biggest WTF Moments

2. Wonky Character Models

GTA Definitive Edition WTF
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Meanwhile, this freaky bullsh*t could take some explaining.

Who knows what happened when Rockstar and Grove Street upscaled some of these models, because they look more like Nintendo Mii characters than GTA favourites at times. A few, like (the delightfully-named) Candy Suxxx from Vice City, are physically all over the place and contorted.

That lass ended up with shoulders like John Cena in his prime, which surely isn't what the coders tinkering with these older games intended. Facially, a ton of side-characters across all three titles need some work. They actually look worse than they did almost two decades ago, which is almost an achievement.

Fans would be able to tolerate jagged lines and rough edges if things looked a tad cleaner. Stretching some characters out to the point that they resemble Stretch Armstrong more than the amoral congressman Alex Shrub's bit on the side cannot be permitted.

Honestly, look at her!

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