GTA: Ranking The 10 Funniest Characters EVER
3. Fernando Martinez
Fernando Martinez is a radio show host with a long-running career in the GTA series, starting with GTA 3. Fernando is a 'Latin Lover' and holds several outdated views towards women which, as times change throughout the series, routinely come to bite him in the backside with hilarious results.
His first outing, before he became a full radio show personality, was as a guest on Lazlow's Chatterbox FM in GTA 3.
During this chat, Fernando talks about his venture 'Fernando's New Beginnings', and is encouraging married men to cheat on their wives and relieve stress by getting a mistress. Over the course of the amusing conversation, Lazlow realises that Fernando has simply opened a brothel, and he promptly gets ejected from the studio.
During GTA V, having had his career go downhill somewhat, Fernando somehow lands his own gig: The Fernando Show on West Coast Talk Radio. He is clearly struggling throughout the show to give up on his Latin Lover persona, and it's implied that the show was previously taken off the air due to Fernando revealing his true, outdated views.
Another classic Fernando line:
"What is romance? What is passion? Maybe a sexy t-shirt that says 'Cunnilingus Instructor'. Maybe it is the mudflaps on your truck, with the silhouette of the naked lady. People ask me 'Is it better to be a DJ or a saviour?' I have been both, and trust me, both have their benefits."