3. "She Looks Like A Bloodhound In Front Of A Wind Mill." - Beverly The Paparazzo Describing What He Sees To Franklin
Maybe one of the single most annoying characters in Grand Theft Auto Five but he also happen to say something so funny, it forced me into a spit take. Beverly is a d*ck. There's no other way to put it. He's a paparazzo who feasts on celebrities at their worst and Franklin has the misfortune of running across him during the game. Upon meeting Beverly, we actually get treated to one of Franklin's funnier lines: Man, I gotta get some new f*cking friends! Yes Franklin, yes you do. Anyway, Beverly needs your help getting a good shot of some degenerate yet supremely famous actress and tasks you with driving his (stolen) motorcycle with him on the back and chasing down the actress in her limo while she engages in various sexual acts in her back seat. This, all in the name of the "truth" as Beverly puts it. As you pull up close and Beverly begins snapping away he provides Franklin with a very frank play by play account of exactly what he's currently witnessing. You're a class act Beverly -- hopefully someone will punch you right in the mouth. (wink)