4. "Maybe If You Got Rid Of That Old Yee-Yee Ass Haircut You Got You'd Get Some B*tches On Your D*ck." - Lamar, Making Fun Of Franklin
Oh baby, what an introduction to this game. After you finish playing the prologue/tutorial the game sends you into the opening cinematic where you follow Franklin and his best friend Lamar as they stroll along Vespucci Beach. What we don't know at first is that we're along for the ride of what turns out to be the first mission of the game and what follows is pure gold. You see, Franklin and Lamar like to bicker. They've known each other for so long and have spent so much time together that they're like an old married couple and honestly, their entire opening interaction could end up on this list. Hell, most of what comes out of Lamar's mouth could've been on this list. However, in the guise of saving space and time, I've included the above quote which we're treated to immediately after completion of the first mission. There's actually more to it but if you haven't played yet, we'll at least save something for you.