GTA V: 10 Hillarious News Reports To Remind Us How "Evil" The Game Is

5. Motion Control Sex Crimes

wii In a piece in The New Yorker, published on the 17th September by Simon Parkin titled €˜€™How Evil Should A Video Game Allow You To Be?€™€™, he made a number of points about the realism of video games and how they let you act out violence rather than just be a spectator as you would be when reading a book. He accused long term gamers of being guilty of a number of €˜€™virtual€™€™ crimes such as smoking indoors in Metal Gear Solid, mass shooting in an airport in Modern Warfare II and even full scale genocide in Sid Meier€™s Civilization. He went on to attack Grand Theft Auto V for its torture scene and how, in Grand Theft Auto IV, you could fly a helicopter into a skyscraper. It was clear that he hadn€™t actually played the game, because a correction at the bottom of the piece acknowledged that he had mistakenly written that you could fly planes into buildings. Parkin also used a post from an idiot on the GTA forums who wanted to know if it was possible to rape women in GTA V. The idiot wrote;
€œI want to have the opportunity to kidnap a woman, hostage her, put her in my basement and rape her everyday, listen to her crying, watching her tears.€
Parkin said that if Rockstar were to give players this freedom, they had a duty to €˜€™engineer the victim€™s reactions in order to communicate something of the pain and damage inflicted.€™€™ No mention that the person who wrote this probably shouldn€™t be allowed to tie his own shoelaces, let alone play a mature rated video game. But in Parkin€™s eyes, this idiot represented the majority of the people who will play GTA V, and it was up to Rockstar to program the victim€™s reactions. Nothing sinister about that at all. He concluded the article with a hypothetical game, where he envisioned a motion-controlled video game of €˜€™Lolita,€™€™ the famous novel by Vladimir Nabokov where a man starts having lustful thoughts about a teenager. He suggested that playing the game presumably via Wii U and Kinect, you would €˜€™mimic its pelvic thrusts and parries€™€™ as another virtual sex crime was committed. Insane.
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