GTA V: 10 Outrageous Ways To Pass The Time

4. Prostitution

Prostitutes16x9 One staple of Grand Theft Auto has been the ability to pick up a ''lady of the night'' and then employ her services down a dark alley, but whereas before the sex action was still racy but quite tame, in GTA V, it has moved on from an uncomfortable hand shuffle. If the ''hot coffee'' incident from San Andreas and comedy rubbing in Mass Effect was enough for Fox News to lose its head and label it as ''porn for children,'' they are going to have a field day when someone shows them what happens now. Once you pick your lady friend up and find the perfect love spot, she will proceed to perform something that newspapers call a ''sex act.'' Once that is over, she will climb on top of the lucky guy and start to gyrate like her life depends on it. In reality it's not as sexy as some of the stuff you can freely find on the Internet, but picking up a prostitute in GTA remains the go-to example for outrage seekers. Killing her afterwards remains a prerogative; we have all done it in-game at least once, but it's normally best to let them go on their way. At the end of the day, we all have to work.
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