7. Unique Roadkill Lines

With the aforementioned addition of animals to the series, you can get up to a little bit of fun that, let's just say, would certainly alarm the RSPCA. While some animals, such as cougars and sharks, will go out of their way to hunt you down to make a tasty Michael burger of you, others are more docile and thus fair game. Players will occasionally see deer scampering about in bewilderment at the side of the road, even running headlong into oncoming traffic at times, and when an animal bounces off your windshield, each character will utter a unique quip. Michael, for example, will comment that they "need to be culled" while Trevor will comically reassure himself after hitting something - "please be a coyote, please be a coyote, please be a coyote."