1. Go Lap-Dancing For A Long, Long Time
Thanks to the prying eyes and ears of the internet, we already know that there are some players in GTA V Online who take the whole lapdancing element a little too seriously, both encouraging and berating their gyrating quarry with moral objections that must sound confused between the grunts of satisfaction that EVERYONE CAN HEAR... Given that this person exists, and also that the video game industry is almost endlessly churning out "sexy" moments in the hope of selling more games, there are undoubtedly some GTA V Online players who would consciously choose to spend all of their free cash on the dark delights offered by Los Santos' seedier establishments. To those people, a warning: extended exposure to that sort of environment is bad for the soul, and will make you incredibly depressed. Also, you're probably going to look like a raisin from fluid loss if you spunk $500k on private dancers. Plus, there's probably something very wrong with you if you genuinely gain that much pleasure from watching a sprite take its clothes off, no matter how shapely the behind. Have you spent your GTA hush money like an idiot? Boast with pride in the comments.