Hitman's 10 Most Satisfying Assassinations

10. Lorne De Havilland

Found in: Blood Money An elderly multi-millionaire playboy who owns his own X-rated magazine and struts around in a red smoking jacket €“ man, this is all starting to sound very satirical. Mr. Hefn€ um, Havilland, is a man who makes most of his money by catching rich and powerful people with their pants down €“ quite literally. Using hidden cameras in his numerous strip clubs he uses the incriminating footage to blackmail his way to the top €“ again, quite literally €“ as he lives on a picturesque mountain in the Rockies. We find Havilland in the festively themed mission You Better Watch Out€, a level jam-packed with barely dressed women situated in a lavishly modern snow-coated mansion. Oh, yeah, and there€™s an extremely drunk Santa Claus roaming the grounds €“ not really relevant but like we weren't going to mention that! Lorne de Havilland finds himself at the lowest place on this list due to the fact that, at the end of the day, he isn€™t really that bad of a guy. Sure, he may be a ridiculously old playboy, and he may be a criminal, and he may shamelessly offer you money and women to save his own skin €“ but when compared to the other characters of Hitman he definitely won€™t be your first thought when reminiscing on the most vile inhabitants of the series. Memorable assassination: Dropping a lighting rig on his head as he inspects an X-rated photo-shoot. If only he wasn€™t so perverted€
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