PES: 15 Most Legendary Fake Player Names

10. Porn Darry

PES Roberto Carlos
Premier League/Adobe Spark

Another ridiculous name here given that PES is a kids game. This is the name given to former Cardiff City winger Paul Parry. They could have gone for any first name but for whatever reason decided "Porn" would be a good choice.

At least this obscene name led to Parry becoming somewhat of a cult hero in Wales.

 
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