Ranking Every Fall Guys Stage (So Far)

1. Slime Climb

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And so we arrive at the apex of Fall Guys' intoxicatingly addictive game design.

While the tension from other race events comes from being left behind, Slime Climb lights a fire under your featureless behind with the threat of being swallowed by, you guessed it, slime. It isn't just a motionless sea this time, either, but a mobile, primal-like force that'll eagerly devour entire sections of the arena. Rather than give in to instinct and join the rabid stampede, patience is king, here.

As a genuinely challenging platforming minigame, other players will fall to their doom at every opportunity. Wait for an opening in each obstacle, keep calm, and soldier on through.

By the time you reach the peak, anyone who hasn't already qualified will have already succumbed to the rising tide of pink goo, leaving you with an open finish line.

Slime Climb is the bar against which all future event additions must be set.

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