2. Thomas The Tank Engine
You all remember the opening scenes from Skyrim, right? Where Ulfric Stormcloak and the Dragonborn are stood shackled in a public squad awaiting their execution? And then a Dragon gatecrashes proceedings and turns Helgen into a smouldering pile of rubble? Yeah. Well
replace the Dragon with Thomas The Tank Engine. Like the My Little Pony mod, the Dragons are transformed into something else entirely - in this case the steam locomotive from the children's stories. The beeping of his horn signals the attack, and then Thomas glides from the air with menace, breathing fire at all before him as the image of the blue tank engine we all grew up with vanishes before our very eyes in a matter of seconds. Titled Really Useful World Eater (a play on Thomass Really Useful Engine nickname), soldiers harry to do battle with the locomotive, one shouting: For the love of God, die! as another questions: What does it take to kill this monster? What does it take to kill this monster indeed...