8 Video Game Protagonists Who Are DEFINITELY Getting Coal In Their Stockings

The protagonist of the Postal franchise is one of the few player characters who actually makes GTA V's Trevor seem relatively amenable, even reasonable, by comparison.

The Postal Dude is a deluded psychopath who embarks on a massacre across the town of Paradise, Arizona, and who hasn't ever encountered a moral taboo he didn't want to break.

In the original version of Postal he massacred a school, and across the franchise has chosen to resolve even the most trivial of social infractions with heinous violence.

Players are also able to commit animal cruelty, desecrate dead bodies, and somewhat less alarmingly urinate on people. 

But even accepting that players have choice in how much of this ugliness they engage in, the Postal Dude is one of the most misanthropic player characters in gaming history.

Of course the inherent problem here is that putting coal in his stocking will likely only provoke him to go postal all over again.