What Every Call Of Duty Fan Thinks About Every Call Of Duty Game

Call Of Duty: Black Ops: Declassified - I'm sorry a one hour campaign? Is this the reason you didn't want anyone to know about it?

Call Of Duty: Strike Team - How do you take a franchise known for it's over the top shooting, and make the first-person sections....bad? Strike Team? More like Strike. You're out. I don't do sports.

Call Of Duty Zombies and Black Ops - Zombies - It's basically the same game so I'm grouping it together. A mobile game version of zombies mode? What's not to love? although I don't like having a game with this much biting in so close to my junk.

Call Of Duty: Black Ops DS - Oh my god just look at this. Take it away I'm gonna be sick.

Call Of Duty: World At War - Final Fronts - You have to feel sorry for this one, released AFTER Modern Warfare came out was like a death sentence and was in effect a PS2 version of World At War...with less content. Yeesh

Call Of Duty: Finest Hour - You know what? thanks to its 32 player online modes, back in the day this actually was the franchises Finest Hour.

Call Of Duty 2: Big Red One - Good to see the game describing much of the fanbases dicks when talking about this game. To be fair they have a point as it's incredibly well-voiced, and while it's more scaled-down than the mainline game, is still plenty of fun.

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare: Mobilized - Ok so I don't hate this game, but it clearly hates me seeing as you had to hold this in a manner that Karma Sutra artists would say is a bit saucy to get it working properly.

Call Of Duty Mobile - You know what? this is actually bri...*clicks on ad* sorry about that. The game is really dec-*clicks on another ad*. Ok, I really like the *another ad pops up* OH COME ON.

Call Of Duty: Warzone - Piss off, Blackout. You're dead to me. This is the real sh*t.