10 Horror Movies That Suck So Bad You Can't Believe They Got Made
1. Things
The story of Things, a 1989 independent Canadian horror, is absolutely fascinating.
Starring Barry J. Geils, one of the film's writers, and Amber Lynn, best known for her work in pornography, Things is about a group of men who have to fend off a series of mutant creatures created by a mad doctor. Sounds fairly unassuming, until you learn that this is one of the worst-made films in all of human history.
Up there with The Room and Troll 2 in terms of famously dreadful films, Things is shoddily made, poorly acted, badly scripted, and about as scary as a paddling pool full of puppies.
It doesn't help that it was made on a budget of roughly nothing and shot on a Super 8 camera by people who had seemingly never even seen a film before, let alone made one.
Although it's mad to think that something so terrible actually exists, there are plenty out there who love Things for how horrible it is. It lives on in the hearts of fans of bad cinema and will stand forever as a testament to the phrase "so bad it's good".