6. The Beatles - "Yellow Submarine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krIus0i9xn8 God dammit, Ringo! God damn you straight to hell! It's hard for me to put any Beatles song on this list when there are clearly more grotesquely annoying tracks than anything the four of them ever produced, but you have to hold certain musicians to higher standards. And the Beatles are better than this. We're all better than this. And I'm sorry that Ringo had to spend his entire career behind a drum kit, thumping along in the background while everyone else got all the attention. That sucks. But you want to know what sucks just a little more? This song. And the fact that Ringo waited all that time to finally step to the forefront and deliver his own message for once, to finally force people to hear what was on his mind, only to tell us..."We all live in a yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. A yellow...goddamn...submarine?" That's it?? You didn't even try, did you? You just found yourself humming a catchy melody and then walked up to the other guys and said "I've got something to say! Let me sing it on the record now or I'll expose all of your dirty secrets to the world!" And so now we have this. Ugh, now I know why even my mom always hated you.