1. Kevin Keegan - Head Over Heels In Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnMskejuvc Not only does Head Over Heels In Love warrant the crown of worst song ever released by a footballer, it is possibly the worst song every released be anybody or creature ever! And neither the Teletubbies nor Mr Blobby are exempt from that statement. Not only is the song woeful, but there is also the video, the special effects, the hair and the outfit. Kev, who were your advisors?! Evidentially, Keegan isnt much of a dancer either. He is clearly so caught up in his vocals that he neglects his body movements - resulting in a large amount of awkward swaying, while occasionally incorporating a foot tap that makes him look stiffer than the Tin Man. Frankly, you can be excused if you didnt pay much attention to the former England managers nightclub jig though, because there are so many red lights within this video that it is impossible to catch the entire calamity in just one viewing. The song is a very cheesy, unoriginal, clichéd account of a man who has left his heart unguarded once again and has uncontrollably fallen in love as a result. Within the record, Kevin offers the tracks inspiration the assurance that there is not a single person that could love them to the degree he does; awww, what a hopeless romantic. I will love it if she feels the same way, love it!
Danny Parker
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A wrestling enthusiast, currently educating the youth of Taiwan English; there are now a bunch of Asian kids running around with Yorkshire accents. Read about that trip and others at dragonstravel.com.
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