10 Bands Who Should Play President Donald Trump's Inauguration

5. Kinky Friedman And The Texas Jewboys

Who They Are: You know Bill Clinton owns a record by this satirical Country & Western group because lead singer Kinky Friedman has penned a number of humorous detective novels that became favourites of the former President. However, history has failed to record Clinton’s opinion of the songs How Can I Tell You I Love You (When You’re Sitting On My Face) and They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore.

Why They Should Play: If there’s one thing that unites Clinton and Trump, it’s their love of “locker room talk.” As the writer of Waitress Please Waitress Come Sit On My Face, The Kinkster (as Friedman’s friends call him) is no stranger to casual sexism, so perhaps their combined denigration of feminists could help make America great again.

TOP TRACKS: !*$% from El Paso, Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'