1. Sly Stallone And Dolly Parton...Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GZjXVe7GhY We can't go out on that high, though. It wouldn't fit the spirit of the piece now, would it? So that's why, dear readers, we must part on a definitive low note. With one of the most ill-advised duets this side of...the last eleven you've just read. Like Justified & Ancient, it features an immensely famous country singer; and unlike any of the other team ups on this list, it also features Rocky Balboa. Sylvester Stallone is not exactly known for his strong speaking voice. If the script mattered in any way, The Expendables films would subtitle all of his dialogue. So let me tell you now, without fear of contradiction, that he is an even worse singer. On Stay Out Of My Bedroom, from the 1984 musical comedy Rhinestone (us neither), he shows off a singing voice that's somewhat akin to Elvis, after he'd died on a toilet. It's inexplicable. It's terrible. It's the reason we need to end this article now. Sorry.
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