10 Greatest Modern Rock Songs About Getting Drunk
7. Buckcherry - "Too Drunk..."
"Most of us are just livin' a lie
That's why we get f**ked up every night"
Not to be confused with the Dead Kennedys song released almost thirty years earlier, this Buckcherry ode to whiskey dick has a lot more slink and swagger than the classic punk anthem.
As with every Buckcherry lead single ever released, "Too Drunk" - a spiritual sequel of sorts to their uber-popular "Crazy Bitch" - has an endlessly catch chorus and enough cocksure charisma to make up for its lack of subtlety, which is impressive considering this is a song about having a limp penis.
But hey, we've all been there. The key to conquering this unfortunate revelation is simply to embrace it and then put it completely out of your mind.
Because sex isn't everything. At least, not when there's an ample supply of booze and plenty of reasons to forget about the events of the day. So why not just rock out to a little bit of blues, a little hard rock, and a lot of oddly-placed bluster.