10 Laughable Post-Grunge Bands You Won't Believe Are Still Going

2. Three Days Grace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhs0JD6XJyQ One time I overheard two girls talking about Three Days Grace. They were upset. Really upset. The kind of upset made for pints of Guinness. You see, vocalist Adam Gontier had departed from the band for undisclosed reasons and these girls were close to crying in public about it. I took a celebratory drink and thanked Allah that there would be one less awful band on the radio to happen across now. How naive to think that losing the person who wrote all of your songs would stop you from being a band, or at the very least changing your name. That's right, despite losing the person who essentially was Three Days Grace, the band has decided to continue, slavishly reaping the rewards. I can only imagine how insulting it must be to Adam Gontier to see his former band mates playing the songs he wrote, pretending like some grotesque corpse shambling around a stage moaning "PAIN". But still, I can't bring myself to say anything that awful about Three Days Grace. Their old singer looks like he's suffered enough and one more bad review will probably push him over the edge.
 
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Aaron J. Marko is a literary magnate living in Canada. He is currently working on The Great American Novel about teenage orange salesmen in California. Do not add me to Google+. You will regret it. Available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.