10 Most Embarrassing Boasts In Rap Music

9. French Montana - "Don't Panic"

If you a star, I'm a whole planet
Born Karim Kharbouch, this Moroccan immigrant has becoming something of a hip hop socialite. Which is to say he's nearly as irritating as a Kardashian (one of which he briefly dated), but is often excused because he's able to put rhymes together in an ear-pleasing manner. Except when he can't. There are a lot of things wrong with that short lyric up there, so let's just start with the most logical. French, even someone with the most basic astronomy knowledge knows that a star is significantly bigger than a planet. Like...crazy bigger. The smallest legit star ever discovered is still 16 percent larger than Jupiter, which is the biggest planet in our solar system, by the way. So, let's say you're trying to compare yourself to a fellow rapper, and you call him a star. You've already painted yourself into a corner, but you could still use that hot astrological analogy by swapping out "planet" for any of the following: galaxy, supercluster, or solar system. OR you could just stay away from the sky altogether and stick to bumping other socialites.
 
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