Big house, long hallwaysGot 10 bathrooms, I could sh*t all day, n**ga!
This article could literally be nothing but Lil Wayne lyrics. For a guy who prides himself on not writing down any lyrics before stepping into the studio to record, you'd think he'd have a pretty good filter going from his brain to his mouth, or he'd at least hire a producer with savvy editing skills to cut out the bits that make him sound like an uninformed lunatic. The guy is always working in rhymes that either have no connections to reality, rapping like he just finished reading some off-brand Dr. Seuss books. "Better rapper than what covers your candy," is an actual line he says in a genuine song that went on a real album. He's also proclaimed to be "hot like dogs" and wear "a wifebeater like a wifebeater." No, that's not a typo. That's just Weezy's definition of clever. But of all his ill-realized boasts, none is quite as embarrassing as his proclamation that he could spend all day pooping if he wanted to, because he has that many bathrooms. But guess what, Weezy? You don't even need one bathroom to be able to poop all day. You can literally do that sh*t anywhere.
