10 Most Embarrassing Boasts In Rap Music

4. Timbaland & Magoo - "All Ya'll"

Live life to the fullestDrive cars, eat hot foodLive in a mansion next to Hanson
Go ahead and re-read that lyric one more time, making sure to keep in mind that this was released in 2001. "MMMBop" was four years in the rear view, so telling you people you're neighbors with Hanson was about as dope as telling people you live down the block from Right Said Fred. Also, if we're looking at the particular bluster from a purely statistical point of view, driving a car and eating hot food puts you firmly in the 60 percent of the world's adult population that is currently doing both of those things. Maybe even at the same time. In case you're wondering, no, there isn't a follow-up lyric that's being left out. Magoo doesn't go on to say that he wants to "backpack across Europe" or "skydive into an ocean of my own cash." That's the end-all, be-all of how he would live life to the fullest. You should really be aiming a little higher with your ambitions, guys.
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