10 Popular Music Acts That Leave Me Utterly Cold

3. Mumford And Sons

mumford_and_sons_large Alias Marlon Blando And The Mild Ones. There€™s nothing wrong with being an inherently inhibited, musically prodigious band- one of my all-time favourite acts is Belle And Sebastian. However, the Mumford€™s make The Shadows look ballsy. The very fact that such a feeble and mewling bunch of knitted cardigans such as Mumford And Sons can headline Glastonbury and sell cartloads of records in this day and age is a sure-fire sign that the natural heirs to The Sex Pistols - The Strokes - and similarly trailblazing acts still need your support and ears. Do yourself a favour, buy a Drenge record instead.
 
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