10 Popular Music Acts That Leave Me Utterly Cold

2. Coldplay

coldplayedb970c-600wi €˜The Scientist€™ was a fantastic song, €˜Clocks€™ also. However, much of Coldplay€™s output has any enjoyment garnered from it obliterated by the sheer inanity of the sixth-form lyrics contained within. €œI will TRY to fix you€? Well, that makes you about as much of a romantic hero as when I TRY to unclog my drain, Chris Martin - losers whine about trying. And as for that nonsense about skin and bones, and yellowness? Jaundice isn€™t sexy. Nor are X Factor contestants greeting on about sob stories while sound-tracked by your cynically heart-string-aimed ballads. Chris Martin, possibly apocryphally, once wept at a harsh review. He€™d be advised to steer clear of me whenever €˜Paradise€™ is mauled on the karaoke.
 
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I am a freelance writer, currently residing in Newcastle Upon Tyne, England. I was raised by wolves in the woodlands of Northumberland, but am still posher than Colin Firth having dinner with The Queen. I write all of my pieces by swallowing a cocktail of scrabble tiles and vodka, then regurgitating them over my jotter. Hope this explains the typos.