10 Problems You'll Only Understand If You Date A DJ

4. Your Liver Is Dying

Alcohol is integral to living a harmonious lifestyle with your DJ. But the more you drink, the drunker you get, the less you remember of the night, and the more you look malnourished and like you haven't seen the sun for months (which you kind of haven't). Your liver may well be on it's way out, and you wouldn't even know. But there's no way you can get through a night without at least having a couple of beverages to keep you sane. DJing and drinking also seem to come hand in hand. A few before a set, a few during a set, a few from people in the club who want to suck up to him, then a few more afterwards to come down from his music high. And there's no way you're going to turn down drinks while everyone else is getting on it - you already look like an outsider, you don't want to alienate yourself further.