2. Shakira - Whenever, Wherever (2001)
Which lyrics? "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."
Why? Shakira my dear, even the largest, most ridiculous breasts on the planet will never, EVER be confused with mountains. Don't be so silly. These lyrics are defiantly dumb. I mean, even IF large breasts were easily confused with mountains (which, I reiterate, they AREN'T), is it really worth singing about? The previous line is "lucky that my lips not only mumble, they spill kisses like a fountain" and it just seems like a desperate way to ensure the following line rhymed with it. Frankly, I think I would have just scrapped the previous line.