1. Rebecca Black - Friday (2011)
Which lyrics? ALL OF THEM!!!!
Why? Let the song do the talking:
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeahYeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeahSeven a.m., waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)Kickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend7:45, we're drivin' on the highwayCruisin' so fast, I want time to flyFun, fun, think about funYou know what it isI got this, you got thisMy friend is by my right, ayI got this, you got thisNow you know itKickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekendYesterday was Thursday, ThursdayToday i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')We-we-we so excitedWe so excitedWe gonna have a ball todayTomorrow is SaturdayAnd Sunday comes after ... wardsI don't want this weekend to endR-B, Rebecca BlackSo chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)In the back seat (In the back seat)I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)Fast lanes, switchin' lanesWit' a car up on my side (Woo!)(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of meMakes tick tock, tick tock, wanna screamCheck my time, it's Friday, it's a weekendWe gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'allIt's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekendIt's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend
Need I say more? Way to massacre music as a whole, Rebecca. F**king hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 I'd like to give a dishonourable mention to Dappy for
everything he's ever done. He'd be in the list, but I honestly didn't want to give him the time of day.
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