10. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (2002)
Which lyrics? "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"
Why? Well because yes... actually Avril, you can! So far, you've told us absolutely nothing. I'm
assuming that the suggestion is that, because they are of opposing genders, we should automatically assume some kind of relationship? I mean, I'm a boy (in essence) and Amber Heard is a girl. Can I make that any more obvious or should we assume I'm getting in to her bed every evening? Brian Blessed is (also in essence) a boy and Avril Lavigne herself is a girl - am I therefore right in thinking she regularly rejoices in his sexual advances? NO! Let's take it a step further... This is a satsuma, that's a baguette, can I make it any more obvious? This is a golf course, that's a catalytic converter, can I make it any more obvious? Of course I can! Because all I've done so far in each case is listed two things! These ridiculous lyrics give absolutely NOTHING away, Avril. So, yes, you really could make it more obvious. Although we shouldn't really expect anything more from a song entitled and stylised as 'Sk8er Boi'.