2. I'm Not A Slut. This is Just Me
Now for the reason that pisses me off the most. You have a vagina. We get it. We don't want to see it, smell it, touch it...put it away. We don't want to see you dry humping every backup dancer in reach. I don't want to hear about what goes on in your bedroom, and I definitely don't want to see it played out in a video. And if I hear the word twerking one more damn time, I'm going to live in a bomb shelter until further notice. Acting a $5 whore isn't edgy or new. It just makes every one collectively wish you would disappear until you regain your senses. I don't know why every pop tart gets it in her head that at some point we all want to hear about her sexcapades. We don't. If I want to see a skank work a pole, I'll go out to Vegas where some women actually know how to do it in a classy way. Now stop being a Bang Bros. video reject, and put that thrush covered tongue back in your mouth.