10 Ridiculous Album Covers

4. Thor - Keep The Dogs Away

4 Thor describe themselves as a Heavy Metal band, based in Vancouver, Canada. Just to give you a quick overview of what they€™re all about, here is a genuine excerpt from the band€™s biography on their website: €œTHOR is still an immensely powerful man in incredible shape and a dedicated performer. Blowing up hot water bottles, bending steel, and having cinder blocks broken over his chest are all in a night€™s work.€ Now, on to the album cover itself. The least effective way to keep dogs away from you is by restraining them using a leash, Thor. Besides, when you dress like the live-action version of He-Man while waiting in a chariot down a dark alleyway, having a few dogs around for protection might not be the worst idea. For further Thor-themed entertainment, please check out this video - the special effects are simply mind-blowing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43bWpRgSdUA
 
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