10 Types Of Fan Every Concert-Goer Knows (And Hates)

9. WOO Guy

Remember that guy behind you at the last concert you went to? He looks happy, doesn't he? All smiley and gleeful at the front of the crowd, mere feet away from his favourite band. He'll scream and shout and make whatever noise he so pleases, safe in the knowledge that the band may actually hear his squeals of approval. And that's just lovely. But what if he's at the back? What if he's standing next to you, at the back? This, ladies and gentlemen, is who I call 'The WOO Guy'. He's often spotted no where near the stage, usually within an astoundingly short distance from your ears, and he bellows a mighty "WOO" in the vague direction of the faraway band at seemingly random intervals. They can come when a song has finished or when one's about to start. They can arrive in the middle of the musicians attempting to speak to the crowd. They can even come at the most quiet and tender moments of the sophomore sad song in the entire set list. Woo Guy cares not for moments, he simply wishes to launch his vocals into the atmosphere, but in no way whatsoever matching the song currently being sung. Woo Guy is loud, he is annoying, and his timing is horrendous. Unfortunately, Woo Guy is everywhere.