10 Types Of Fan Every Concert-Goer Knows (And Hates)

4. Stiletto Lady

There are two ways in which the presence of the dreaded Stiletto Lady may take shape, both of which are equally idiotic as they are infuriating. The first is the one demonstrated above: The Festival Stiletto Lady. Arguably the most stupid human being in existence, she is often spotted with platinum blonde hair and hand bag, surrounded by hundreds of greasy men in black t-shirts, and she'll be totally oblivious at to what's going on around her, instead being transfixed on her Blackberry. Festival Stiletto Lady is stupid for a glaringly obvious reason: she's going to be standing in field which has been pounded into submission by thousands music fans, as well as the often damp and unforgiving elements. By the end of the set, she'll find herself mysteriously unable to move, but oddly relaxed in her new laid back position, staring at the sky. The second form of this bizarre creature is much more dangerous, because she is the Crowd Stiletto Lady. This form will arrive at an indoor venue, offensively pointy shoes in tow, and stand in the middle of a bustling crowd of people prone to jumping around and falling over. The worst thing though, is that she will then join in with the jumping, most likely landing on your foot, and piercing it like the tiny, five headed vampire it is with her heel. Or maybe you'll take a tumble in the midst of a mosh pit, and somehow you'll find your face resembling a pin cushion when you'd least expect it. Stupidity at an incredible level.