10 Weird Christmas Songs You Probably Won't Hear On The Radio

3. Sexual Christmas Time - Peter Serafinowicz Although this isn't officially a Christmas song, it is way too good (and inappropriate) not to be mentioned. Performed by comedian Peter Serafinowicz, this song is part of a sketch called 'Ringo Remembers Christmas 1979'. Serafinowicz's impression of Paul McCartney is uncanny as he croons "I hope that what I bought you really gets you in the mood/ I bought you something sexy cos' I'm feeling very rude" and the result is that you'll probably never be able to listen to 'Wonderful Christmastime' in the same way again... Oh well...