9. Walk The Moon - "Shut Up And Dance"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q A lot of you may disagree with this song's inclusion on the list, but let me plead my case with your for a moment. Walk the Moon might have crafted an incredibly inoffensive, catchy dance song that people don't mind bobbing their heads to in the car, but they also went ahead and wrote one of the most casually obnoxious choruses of 2015:
Oh don't you dare look back.Just keep your eyes on me.I said, "You're holding back,"She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
Do you see what's wrong there? Do you find the douchiness within? Who the hell tells someone "you're holding back" while they're dancing? What kind of repugnant jackassery is that? "You're holding back." I'm holding back? What does that even
mean?? Go f*ck yourself guy. I'm just trying to have a good time here, I'm not sure why you're being so goddamn weird about it. You know, what, I think I'm just going to get my coat and meet up with some less hypercritical friends at another bar. Ya dick box. Other than that, though, I guess this is a pleasant enough song.