10. Nickelback - "She Keeps Me Up"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfB_K4RGtDo Disco Nickelback. So...we're just supposed to let that be a thing now? I know that ripping on Nickelback for being a terrible band that produces terrible songs is a little overdone by now, but you can't let something like this slip through the cracks of criticism. Because then everybody will think it's okay to do things like this. And is that a world you really want to live in? We should probably be happy they're trying something different for once, right? I mean, not completely different, since the riff was obviously confiscated from Prince's "Kiss," but different enough for Nickelback. Still, if there's one message I could put out into the world in the hopes Chad Kroeger is reading this, let me just say: Chad, bud, your growly, mid-dookie, strained vocal stylings do not mesh well with disco. Your voice just barely passes in the realm of hard rock.