7. Bret Michaels - "Girls On Bars"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYuiPq0lwg Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA...AHA HA HA HAAAAAA! ...Hoo boy, sorry about that, even my fingers can't get over how terrible this song is. A self-professed country music evader, I'm aware that my preconceived disdain for the genre might be tainting my opinion here, but...c'mon. Even people who
love country music have to be a little embarrassed when they hear another bro anthem with words lyrics like this:
"Hot chicks, cold beer, let's keep the party rollin' up in here"
Not only does it sound like a cast-off from the Billy Ray Cyrus comeback album, but it really flaunts its dumb repetitiveness. There's no shame here. Only bandanas and bad rhymes. Though it's still not as bad as the
previous single from his True Grit album, "A Beautiful Soul," which he released in 2014 and legitimately sounds like the creators of South Park made a spoof of a Bret Michaels song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6inD3h6avg