10 Worst Songs To Ever Reach Number 1 In The UK

4. Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say "Eh-oh!" (1997)

Thought that Bob the Builder was the only superstar of children's television to rip up the charts? Think again - three years before he fixed it, everybody's favourite quartet of nonsensical beings with screens in their stomachs hit paydirt with this smash hit.

Much like Can We Fix It?, Teletubbies say "Eh-oh!" is the theme song from the titular programme - and there's no way to put this politely, but it is an affront to music itself.

Powered by multiple refrains of the phrase "eh-oh" and featuring some gratuitous shots of the blue mutant vacuum cleaner Noo-Noo in action, it remains the sort of song best consigned to the rubbish heap of history.

For a little bit of context, Robbie Williams' seminal lighters anthem Angels came out the same month as this and was denied top spot through the efforts of this babbling group of accessory-wielding reprobates.

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Something of a culture vulture, Mr Steel can historically be found in three places; the local cinema, the local stadium or the local chip shop. He is an avowed fan of franchise films, amateur cricket and power-chords.