12 Festive Songs That Probably Won’t Make The Airwaves This Christmas

3. X-M@$ - Corey Taylor

While most Christmas songs generally preach of roaring fires, family bonding and an overall sense of tender loving warmth, Corey Taylor channels the spirit of Scrooge in his very own Yuletirade; venting his merry anger on all things Xmas.

This cynical rant about commercialism and corporate exploitation at Christmastime captures the thoughts of anyone who’s had ever their Christmas spirit euthanised by the pressure that surrounds the holiday season.

Joy to the world...and jack and coke!